Incredible Rajni !!!

*       Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking in India !!!!

*       Rajnikanth did his KG from 7 different places. Today those places are known as IITs !!!!!!

*       Government of  India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living in India !!!!!!! 

*       Rajnikanth used to study under agarbatti !!!!!!! 

*       Definition of Solar eclipse :

        When Rajnikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!! 

*       Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world ...... Thus Google was born !!!!

*       Think what would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago ?????

         British would have fought for independence.

*       Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!!

*       An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore       

         Rajnikanth stopped it at Mandya !

*       Why do earthquake occurs ?????

         Because at that time Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode !!!!!!!!

*       Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. since then that day is known as 

        ..............

        ..............SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*       The pyramids in Egypt are actually.................................

        ..........Rajnikanth's primary school craft projects !!!!!!!!!!!!

*       Breaking news :

        ISRO doesnot exist anymore....!!

        Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*       Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with 4 wells on each corner ?????

        ....................... to play carom !!!!!!

*       Before Tom Cruise, Rajni was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but he refused as he found the title insulting..

*       Rajnikanths next project: Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

*      Rajnikanth's heart beat is measured in Richter’s scale


*      Rajnikanth once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy was called...
Osama Bin Laden


*      Once a boy inserted a CD named Rajnikanth into his PC... Guess what...
His PC started rotating around the CD-Rom


*      Rajnikanth's school time homework is now known as WIKIPEDIA


*      When Rajnikanth crosses the road, the cars have to look left and right before moving.


*      After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.